Is Pure Nonsense Allowed?!

Ooh ooh... I get to be the caboose!

Well, Brian, Di, and Cory have all made posts so I thought I ought to get on the ball here. Haha. Diane I am procrastinating as we speak. I'd write a blog before a paper any day! Please remember as you read on (if you've made it this far) that this was written while watching the Divine Decrets of the YaYa Sisterhood on TNT so heaven knows what the actual subject matter will consist of.

Haha. Okay I owe it to myself to first write about what is on my mind at the moment. JELLYBEANS! Brian and I (and probably Cory too) have an obsession with Starburst Jellybeans, and oh my they are terrific. Brian came to visit BU last weekend and was so sweet as to bring a bag. Brian.. I am now addicted!! So, instead of giving into my craving I just have to get one thing out of my system.

Ode to a Starburst Jelly Bean ( to the tune of O' Christmas Tree- Don't be embarassed.. just sing it...loud and proud!)
O Jelly Bean, O Jelly Bean
How ever sweet your flavor.
A sugar confection colored bright
Perfection, yes.. you taste so right
O Jelly Bean, O Jelly Bean
I love that Starburst flavor.

Haha..I hope you had as much fun with that as I just did. WOW.. I must need sleep.

Guys...I'm not sure if I can be a part of this blog. Can I be redirected to "Pure Nonsense"? I'll do my best to keep it in line from this point on. Just wanted to get some crazies out on my first write.

You'd think I'd write more now, but I'm really exhausted.

Goodnight everyone.
Over and Out,
Bry

An Undiscovered Art

I truly believe there is an art to procrastination. I must first say that there is a great difference between procrastination and laziness. Laziness would be not really wanting to get your work done, and not doing it. This isn't the case with procrastination at all, really. In fact, the art is quite complex.
First you must decide that procrastination is for you, and you can work hard enough to succeed at this. Failure is laziness. To decide if procrastination is for you, if you answer yes to these questions you are allowed to enter the journey of learning the art:
1. When you have 3 hours to work, do you not produce better work than if you just had one?
2. Are you a pressure-driven genius?
3. Do you waste entire days not having fun in order to finish homework you never finish anyway?

If you answered yes, then you should proceed as such:
Figure out what you really want to do to be happy a day that you have a project to do.
Set aside a small amount of time at the last possible minute, drink some caffeine, and do a brilliant job on this project.
Relax and write random blogs about the art of procrastination for the rest of the time that you have because you already have this under control.

If you answered no, you should've stopped reading a long time ago in order to spend hours on homework that you won't get done.

Yes, I am indeed writing this in order to not study for my chemistry exam.